I have kids, and maybe you have kids. And one thing that can push a parent beyond reason is when kids are crying for no good reason. We understand if they are wet, or hungry, or tired, or a little cranky, but sometimes a baby will just not stop crying. It can drive one to madness.
Luckily, there has been some serious research in how to remedy this problem. It turns out that the traditional manner in which udon is eating plays an alleviating role in getting babies to stop wailing. Check out this video, and prepare to be impressed.